"There are still bears out here. Black bears who feel no kinship to black men.”
― Burton Guster, Psych's Guide to Crime Fighting for the Totally Unqualified
Shawn: This is a real life television studio, Gus. What could be better?
Gus: Eating my breakfast. I was having a poached egg with hollandaise sauce on an English muffin.
Shawn: Look, we'll solve it up quick. Youll be back home in no time. {he answers his non-ringing phone} Hello? {and hands it to Gus} Dame Judy Dench called. She wants her breakfast back.
Young Gus: We're starting a secet club.
Henry: The Burn Down the House Club?
Young Gus: The Gus and Shawn Club.
Young Shawn: It's actually the Shawn and Gus Club.
Henry: You know, a club needs regulations, bylaws. You guys got any rules?
Young Gus: Yes. No girls.
Young Shawn: Everybody has to be under twelve. No old guys.
Young Gus: And they have to have a love of correct grammar.
Young Shawn: That's not a rule!
Young Gus: You said we could have one special rule. That's mine.
Young Shawn: And that's the best rule you could think of?
Young Gus: I think you mean, "that's the best rule of which you could think."
Young Shawn: I'm not being in a club with this.
Young Gus: Fine! I don't need you and your misplaced prepositions!
Gus: I am not working.
Shawn: I know you aren't.
Gus: I do not work on my birthday.
Shawn: I think you've made your position clear on that.
Gus: Then tell me where we're going.
Shawn: That's not how a surprise works.
Gus: What do you think? Should I pull out the Cheetah?
Shawn: The Cheetah is the worst name for a pick-up move in the history of mankind. Remember the rule. Treat a woman like a person. Then a princess. Then a Greek goddess. Then a person again. Besides, I think Operation Colonel Sugarlemons is a much better move for a place like this.
Gus: I wonder if it looks like the loft in Head Over Heels.
Shawn: You—and only you—can confirm that.
Shawn: Alright, what do we know about Emily Bloom?
Gus: Well, she wrote Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret and Freckle Juice.
Shawn: I think that was Judy Blume.
Gus: We're not gonna solve this thing tonight, Shawn.
Shawn: I know part of it. I might even know two-thirds of it. Dude, I could totally go up there.
Gus: But you won't Shawn.
Lassiter: Alright, Spencer, we did a rush tox screen on Emily.
Juliet: You were right.. She had the same poison in her system as Ciaobella but in a much high dose.
Shawn: I definitely know two-thirds of it!
Gus: Stop it, Shawn. Don't do it. Don't just get up there and start winging it. That's not how we operate.
Shawn: Dude, where have you been for the last two years?
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― Burton Guster, Psych's Guide to Crime Fighting for the Totally Unqualified
Shawn: This is a real life television studio, Gus. What could be better?
Gus: Eating my breakfast. I was having a poached egg with hollandaise sauce on an English muffin.
Shawn: Look, we'll solve it up quick. Youll be back home in no time. {he answers his non-ringing phone} Hello? {and hands it to Gus} Dame Judy Dench called. She wants her breakfast back.
Young Gus: We're starting a secet club.
Henry: The Burn Down the House Club?
Young Gus: The Gus and Shawn Club.
Young Shawn: It's actually the Shawn and Gus Club.
Henry: You know, a club needs regulations, bylaws. You guys got any rules?
Young Gus: Yes. No girls.
Young Shawn: Everybody has to be under twelve. No old guys.
Young Gus: And they have to have a love of correct grammar.
Young Shawn: That's not a rule!
Young Gus: You said we could have one special rule. That's mine.
Young Shawn: And that's the best rule you could think of?
Young Gus: I think you mean, "that's the best rule of which you could think."
Young Shawn: I'm not being in a club with this.
Young Gus: Fine! I don't need you and your misplaced prepositions!
Gus: I am not working.
Shawn: I know you aren't.
Gus: I do not work on my birthday.
Shawn: I think you've made your position clear on that.
Gus: Then tell me where we're going.
Shawn: That's not how a surprise works.
Gus: What do you think? Should I pull out the Cheetah?
Shawn: The Cheetah is the worst name for a pick-up move in the history of mankind. Remember the rule. Treat a woman like a person. Then a princess. Then a Greek goddess. Then a person again. Besides, I think Operation Colonel Sugarlemons is a much better move for a place like this.
Gus: I wonder if it looks like the loft in Head Over Heels.
Shawn: You—and only you—can confirm that.
Shawn: Alright, what do we know about Emily Bloom?
Gus: Well, she wrote Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret and Freckle Juice.
Shawn: I think that was Judy Blume.
Gus: We're not gonna solve this thing tonight, Shawn.
Shawn: I know part of it. I might even know two-thirds of it. Dude, I could totally go up there.
Gus: But you won't Shawn.
Lassiter: Alright, Spencer, we did a rush tox screen on Emily.
Juliet: You were right.. She had the same poison in her system as Ciaobella but in a much high dose.
Shawn: I definitely know two-thirds of it!
Gus: Stop it, Shawn. Don't do it. Don't just get up there and start winging it. That's not how we operate.
Shawn: Dude, where have you been for the last two years?
- See more at: http://www.planetclaire.org/quotes/psych/burton-gus-guster/season-two/#sthash.0Zxeje1H.dpuf